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Amazon, I don't think beer & chocolate classify as essential OR something you should have every day. Cat food? An o… https://t.co/mW2VuxrdnD

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I'm going to sit down & rethink what's minimum viable wedding. Not today though. Today's for automated SMS messagin… https://t.co/xBh4SE0mnT

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It's official: we have wedding favours! Thank you @voodoobeans and your voodoo art skills! They look awesome! 😁💕 https://t.co/Ovq33lkBRf

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Have... Have they *heard* the Glaswegian accent...? https://t.co/He92yKQo12

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This is simultaneously the sweetest and most terrifying email my mother's ever sent me. https://t.co/KpkLi0N2bs

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